Zac Uses a Bidet

A few weeks later and just one little country over, after being obliged to squatting over a hole in the ground in Peru, I am now relinquished to self-violation in the form of a bidet. Argentina sure is one “fancy” place. I´ve wandered around Europe in the past and never once found myself being blessed on (and in) my backside with water.
Bidets freak me out, big time.
Give me a hole in the ground any day of the week.
I´m just sayin.